12th February 2011

“Ireland is a prime example of what the [Catholic] church is facing, because they made this island into a concentration camp where they could control everything. And the control was really all about sex. They told you if you masturbated, it meant you were impure and had allowed the devil to work on you. Generations of people were crucified with guilt complexes. Now the game is up.”

Patrick Hederman

4 Responses to “12th February 2011”

  1. Greg Says:

    If God didn’t want me to masturbate, he would have made my arms shorter.

  2. archaeopteryx Says:

    If the clergy had thought of what Greg said, they would probably have had everyone’s arms shortened at birth. A kind of indirect genital mutilation.

  3. trolling tech Says:

    He must have wanted you all to talk, thats for sure.

  4. Greg Says:

    Be honest, Tech. You masturbate. Go ahead, admit it. It’s actually quite natural and healthy – and it’s not immoral, despite what your repressed, closeted homosexual priest says.

  5. Hypatia Says:

    According to a study reported in “The Priesthood in Spain” by Pepe Rodriguez 95% of Catholic priests and bishops masturbate. Is that what they mean by the dignity of celibacy?

  6. Dan Says:

    Hypatia,
    At first glance, I’d say that that study strongly suggests that 5% of Spanish priests are liars…