23rd March 2011

“Christianity. The belief that God created man and woman with original sin, then impregnated a teenager with himself as her own child so that He could be born. Once alive, He then killed himself as a sacrifice to save mankind from the hell that God originally condemned them to.”

Anon.

7 Responses to “23rd March 2011”

  1. Jezebel Says:

    Yup! And they expect us to take it seriously?? The scary part is that those who DO take it seriously largely control the world!!

  2. R J Says:

    AHHH, JEZEBEL…………………

    your observation is too true.

    the quote makes me think of the old line,
    ” What’s wrong with this picture ? “

  3. Kahomono Says:

    It’s funnier in first person:

    “Hi, I’m God. I created man and woman with original sin, then impregnated a teenager with myself as her own child so that I could be born. Once alive, I then killed myself as a sacrifice to save mankind from the hell that I originally condemned them to. Ta-da!”

  4. Jezebel Says:

    Kahomono, I think there could be a song there, don’t you??

  5. Kahomono Says:

    Sounds like the next big country hit!

  6. Rozmarija Grauds Says:

    What scares me is that America, where I live, has bought the whole enchilada and is rapidly pedalling backwards into the 13th Century. It was only in 1958, that “under God” was shoved into the Pledge of Allegience! We get mre and more religion served up every week!

  7. CaptainZero Says:

    And you have to accept this capricious lunatic as your Lord and Saviour (TM) or you are DOOMED, DOOMED I tell you! Please check out the ball-gag gift shop on your way out of the Vatican.