“The only answers to be found in Genesis are to the question 'am I gullible enough to believe this bullshit?'”
Anon.
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I just figured something out: In order to resolve the difference between the 6 Day On / 1 Day Off creation cycle, and the 14.3 Billion years between the Bang and the rise of humanity, God must still be on his day off. Since H. Sap. came into being about 50K years ago, which is the last Day, you divide 14 by 6, and a Godly Day is about 2.33 billion human years. Since his final act of creation was Woman (from the rib) then since we know that act occurred 50K years ago, God must still be on his day off.
Since God is on his day off, there’s nobody listening to all those folks praying, he’s not paying attention to the whole Good/Evil thing which is why the place is so screwed up, and all those folks who have and will go to !!HELL!! for the next 2.32+ billion human years are just feeding the Big Guy’s barbecue, which he set up in the back yard, along with a case of beer and the radio, broadcasting an Angel’s game, of course.
BTW, MC, Yahweh can’t be a dull boy, that would be Yahweh’s son, of course.
archaeopteryx,
How did you manage to invert the exclamation mark?
The word “i”….clever…
That would be my new iiHELL!! trademark I suppose….
No…no.. I’ll stick to the old one I guess…..
July 12th, 2011 at 5:11
It’s a lot easier to sell this shit to illiterate peasants, I bet.
July 12th, 2011 at 7:16
On the march to !!HELL!!….Anon will lead his silly followers.
July 12th, 2011 at 8:09
What?! Nobody told me they have parades going to !!HELL!! too (HELL I tell you!).
July 12th, 2011 at 11:12
I wonder if this quote is in direct response to Ken Ham or biblical bollocks in general.
July 12th, 2011 at 13:54
It works either way for me. Although perhaps it narrows itself too much by referring to Genesis alone.
July 12th, 2011 at 15:26
You’re right, Archaeopteryx. It’d be a better quote if it included the koran and the new testament as well, since they exude the same stench.
Does anyone know where I can pick up some brimstone?
July 12th, 2011 at 16:30
Genesis: Where all-powerful beings go to rest after a hard week’s work.
Sorry, but beings that need days of rest are NOT all-powerful.
July 12th, 2011 at 17:00
Meh! but all work and no play makes Yahweh a dull boy
July 12th, 2011 at 17:48
I just figured something out: In order to resolve the difference between the 6 Day On / 1 Day Off creation cycle, and the 14.3 Billion years between the Bang and the rise of humanity, God must still be on his day off. Since H. Sap. came into being about 50K years ago, which is the last Day, you divide 14 by 6, and a Godly Day is about 2.33 billion human years. Since his final act of creation was Woman (from the rib) then since we know that act occurred 50K years ago, God must still be on his day off.
Since God is on his day off, there’s nobody listening to all those folks praying, he’s not paying attention to the whole Good/Evil thing which is why the place is so screwed up, and all those folks who have and will go to !!HELL!! for the next 2.32+ billion human years are just feeding the Big Guy’s barbecue, which he set up in the back yard, along with a case of beer and the radio, broadcasting an Angel’s game, of course.
BTW, MC, Yahweh can’t be a dull boy, that would be Yahweh’s son, of course.
July 12th, 2011 at 19:38
Jeff
I like your reasoning, of course if JC really is his son he doesn’t only spend his down time drinking.
July 12th, 2011 at 22:37
The Spanish are right to signal exclamations and questions at the start of their sentences and not just at the end.
So I thought I’d see how our favourite exclamation looked.
¡¡HELL!!
I think it looks better.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:18
archaeopteryx,
How did you manage to invert the exclamation mark?
The word “i”….clever…
That would be my new iiHELL!! trademark I suppose….
No…no.. I’ll stick to the old one I guess…..