12th July 2011

“The only answers to be found in Genesis are to the question 'am I gullible enough to believe this bullshit?'”

Anon.

12 Responses to “12th July 2011”

  1. CaptainZero Says:

    It’s a lot easier to sell this shit to illiterate peasants, I bet.

  2. solomon Says:

    On the march to !!HELL!!….Anon will lead his silly followers.

  3. Dan Says:

    What?! Nobody told me they have parades going to !!HELL!! too (HELL I tell you!).

  4. Atheist MC Says:

    I wonder if this quote is in direct response to Ken Ham or biblical bollocks in general.

  5. archaeopteryx Says:

    It works either way for me. Although perhaps it narrows itself too much by referring to Genesis alone.

  6. CaptainZero Says:

    You’re right, Archaeopteryx. It’d be a better quote if it included the koran and the new testament as well, since they exude the same stench.

    Does anyone know where I can pick up some brimstone?

  7. Edmond Says:

    Genesis: Where all-powerful beings go to rest after a hard week’s work.

    Sorry, but beings that need days of rest are NOT all-powerful.

  8. Atheist MC Says:

    Meh! but all work and no play makes Yahweh a dull boy

  9. Jeff Says:

    I just figured something out: In order to resolve the difference between the 6 Day On / 1 Day Off creation cycle, and the 14.3 Billion years between the Bang and the rise of humanity, God must still be on his day off. Since H. Sap. came into being about 50K years ago, which is the last Day, you divide 14 by 6, and a Godly Day is about 2.33 billion human years. Since his final act of creation was Woman (from the rib) then since we know that act occurred 50K years ago, God must still be on his day off.

    Since God is on his day off, there’s nobody listening to all those folks praying, he’s not paying attention to the whole Good/Evil thing which is why the place is so screwed up, and all those folks who have and will go to !!HELL!! for the next 2.32+ billion human years are just feeding the Big Guy’s barbecue, which he set up in the back yard, along with a case of beer and the radio, broadcasting an Angel’s game, of course.

    BTW, MC, Yahweh can’t be a dull boy, that would be Yahweh’s son, of course.

  10. Atheist MC Says:

    Jeff
    I like your reasoning, of course if JC really is his son he doesn’t only spend his down time drinking.

  11. archaeopteryx Says:

    The Spanish are right to signal exclamations and questions at the start of their sentences and not just at the end.

    So I thought I’d see how our favourite exclamation looked.

    ¬°¬°HELL!!

    I think it looks better.

  12. solomon Says:

    archaeopteryx,
    How did you manage to invert the exclamation mark?
    The word “i”….clever…
    That would be my new iiHELL!! trademark I suppose….
    No…no.. I’ll stick to the old one I guess…..