4th March 2008

“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. Suck it, Jesus, this award is my god now!”

Kathy Griffin

9 Responses to “4th March 2008”

  1. Chris Says:

    Nice. I love that d-list bitch. Drives me around the bend when people thank god or Jesus for this, that and the other. A fun exercise is to mentally substitute Thor (or Zeus, if you go THAT way) when you hear people say this crap. The mental wards would be immediately overwhelmed…
    God always answers prayers. The answers are always yes, no or wait.

  2. Shan Says:

    suck it, jesus…suck it god!
    Every once in a while…some free thinker out there speaks up, and gives me hope…
    that I’m not merely raising my son amid a mob of fearful, superstitious savages…

  3. Chris Says:

    Shan – “fearful, superstitious savages…” Thanks for the morning chuckle. Made me think of the movie “Quest for Fire” Uhhhh UHHHHH ooooo!

  4. Roland Says:

    I have hardly ever had such a good laugh!

  5. Nefari Says:

    Larry King Live interview with unedited acceptance speech:

  6. Terence Meaden Says:

    Kathy Griffin’s strong bold statement must have hurt the simple minds of many bible worshippers—and yet it spells out the absolute truth.
    How can a man who has been dead for two thousand years help anyone? But there are a lot of superstitious suckers—the poor things—who like to think so.

  7. Victor Pedraz Says:

    Great work Kathy. I bore witness to this statement. From what I have read about ‘the christ’s’ life he might have enjoyed the double entendre.

  8. Chris Says:

    Here’s another good one. Sam Kinison.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-239397940844813846&q=SAM+KINISON+JESUS&total=9&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

  9. epi406 Says:

    I like the quote up to the point where she declares the award is now her god. But kudos for being woman enough to tell it like it is.