29th October 2012

“If the Christian claim is true in any meaningful sense, let's see their God step in and show himself. And no cop outs here. Hiding in the metaphysical backwaters for all eternity, never acting, is tantamount to non-existence. If he (or she, or it) exists, let him show himself. And since, according to the Christians, their God is omniscient, there's no need to issue an invitation…”

Anon.

7 Responses to “29th October 2012”

  1. John Says:

    The boggyman will show up first

  2. Defiantnonbeliever Says:

    Well, the flaw with this argument is that without any evidence to prove it, theists do and will claim that any and all events are god stepping in and showing it’s self, be it war, famine, earthquakes, climate change, evolution, terrorist attacks, you name it.

  3. Sinjin Smythe Says:

    If god could stop me from blaspheming he would. He can’t! God, and his piss ant son Jesus, are cowardly low life pukes that eat their own feces. Jesus was a pedophile. If god could, if god had the strength, the capacity he’d do something to get me to stop putting him down. I am the destroyer of bibles, gods word is destroyed by me regularly. What can god do about it? Fondle his son perhaps. God is feces.i am far more powerful than god.

    Or god doesn’t exist?

  4. God Says:

    Sinjin –
    What did I ever do to you? I mean, I know My followers can be a giant pain in the ass but I personally haven’t done anything. I’ve done My best to get ’em to calm down a bit but some people are simply unteachable. If I was going to smite anyone, it’d be the Catholic church, believe Me.

    For the record, Jesus wasn’t my kid. One, I never touched the girl and, two, I don’t have a penis. What would I need one for? Does one suppose I need to urinate and have sex? Please.

    Furthermore, I didn’t write the Bible or any other of the ‘holy’ books people claim I wrote. I appreciate good literature as much as the next deity but using paper (or stone tablets) to convey My thoughts in languages I knew would die out or be misinterpreted by dress wearing pedophiles never struck Me as being a fool proof way to get My points across. So you want to ‘desecrate’ a book? Knock yourself out. At least use the free ones the Gideons put in every fucking hotel room. How do they do that, anyway?

    Look man, I know you are pissed and I don’t blame you. A lot of dark shit has been done in My name. I get that. All I can say is that I’m not controlling any of it. Can’t be bothered, frankly. You lot got yourselves into this mess and you’ll get yourselves out. Use those evolved brains and stop trying to pawn off your troubles on Me. And don’t keep blaming Me for the crap the slightly less evolved among you say they are doing in My name. You and I both know they are lying.

    Cheers mate,

    – God

  5. Kittie Says:

    All I can say through the laughter is – you asked for it Sinjin and I am so glad you did…. made my day… that was hilarious.

    god, while I am still stewing about it… what do you do with all those dead babies and when does the sould actually enter the body?

    And, if you see Santa before I do – please tell him William wants a pair of those Stompeez they keep advertising on tv…
    thanks

  6. God Says:

    Kittie –
    I think you’ve been mislead a bit about the whole soul thing. Probably, again, by the same dress wearing pedophiles referenced above. “Ensoulment”, as they’ve called it, doesn’t actually exist. It’s a word they made up out of whole cloth to make themselves sound like experts. Don’t go to the celibate for accurate information of procreation!

    Anyway, I hope this doesn’t hurt your feelings. I know these kinds of things can feel very personal but I believe in telling the truth (in the factual sense). So here it is: You live in a material universe and are not the result of any special creation. Your species evolved an unusual kind of intelligence that has allowed it to dominate your planet. Hopefully you all won’t completely fuck up said planet – it’s a nice one, if not terribly common.

    So there you have it. Live babies are a lot cuter than dead ones but they are both biological machines. Complex and wonderful yet still mechanistic. The importance of them, dead or alive, is a matter of the relative importance that is placed on them within a particular society. I like babies. But if you don’t figure out a way to have a lot fewer of them, I do get concerned you may end up eating them.

    -God

  7. Kittie Says:

    Now this is taking it up a notch.

    And if I understand you correctly – that would make you PRO-Choice?

    But you actually want rapes to happen and intend for those pregnancies to occur – yet you withhold reproduction from some couples… just on whim. Is that correct?

    According to your mouthpieces in the Rep. party that is…

    Being just a helpmeet made on second thought out of a spare body part, I am in awe of the intelligence you have given the old ugly white men who claim to know what you want, and desire to impose their interpretation of your will on all of us womenfolk. I guess you know that I don’t really believe in you.since you know everything…. I am, as one facebook friend put it, ” Stupid enough not to believe in god”… by the way… do you have a facebook page?