10th August 2013

“Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Zombie Jew who was his own father can grant you eternal life if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because an ancient rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat illegal fruit from a magical tree.”

Anon.

One Response to “10th August 2013”

  1. Dan Says:

    Cosmic?!