21st January 2014

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”

Woody Allen

3 Responses to “21st January 2014”

  1. Paul Silvan Says:

    If I all of a sudden received a bank account containing $1billion after wishing for it (I’d never pray), I STILL wouldn’t believe in god!

  2. Jeff Says:

    Just one quick question:

    Would it be considered looking a gift horse in the mouth if I inquired as to the source of the funds after transferring 95% to the Cayman Islands?

    BTW, Paul, a prayer is just a wish with an address (and don’t forget the Zip code!!! [Shameless plug for the USPS])

  3. The Heretic Says:

    An immaculate windfall. Count me in. I will burn incense or anything else required, but the windfall has to happen FIRST.