14th May 2014

“On which day did god make all the fossils?”

Anon.

One Response to “14th May 2014”

  1. Jeff Says:

    According to Genesis Chapter 1, it must have been the third day, as that was when he created the land. Of course, this would have given the old bastard quite a laugh, because, being omniscient he knew that he was going to give mankind free will and reason, which would lead them straight down the wrong path, since he was going to require that they ignore those in favor of belief. Of course, it would have been a sadistic chuckle.