13th January 2009

“It's taken 14 billion years to produce an unstable, semi-psychotic Heath-Robinson chosen species perched on a tiny fleck in an obscure corner of a cataclysmic universe. In short, creation is late, over-engineered, severely compromised, and largely unfit for purpose. Remind you of anything? Yup, design by committee. It's not just one god who's responsible, it's all of 'em. Why do you think we haven't heard from any of them for a thousand or more years. At least they've got some shame.”

Anon.

One Response to “13th January 2009”

  1. The Atheist Advocate Says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself! If god made man, his products are flawed! If man made god… Hmmm… Now that makes perfect sense! His product is flawed as well. Seems to be equal from both vantage points.

    Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your lord and master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a woman, made from a rib, was convinced by a snake, to eat from a magical tree!!!

    Now that makes Perfect sense!!!
    I also like the one about the girl who follows a rabbit down his hole claiming he’s late! Then there was the one where a man named Gulliver lands on an island and is captured by thousands of little people… and there’s always the tooth fairy. Met her once, she’s very nice! etc…