Comments on: 6th March 2010 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948 Daily quotations to interest, inspire or amuse atheists and agnostics Sat, 04 Sep 2010 16:46:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: steve http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14258 steve Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:01:23 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14258 As I struggle to make up a rhyme I have learned that with haste you make nine. But I still think it wise and will not compromise else I'll end up not knowing 'deep time'. Thank you, Sir Hutton. This quote became more impressive when I read about the time and setting. As I struggle to make up a rhyme
I have learned that with haste you make nine.
But I still think it wise
and will not compromise
else I’ll end up not knowing ‘deep time’.

Thank you, Sir Hutton. This quote became more impressive when I read about the time and setting.

]]> By: steve http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14257 steve Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:57:39 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14257 In seventeen hundred and seventy eight, a man named Hutton set things straight. When he cracked with his hammer set the churches to yammer and so, were the superstitious set straight. And still the old blowhard named Steve was late; hope his cohorts weren't peeved As he cranked out some rhymes and made up for lost times He got busy and rolled up his sleeves. In seventeen hundred and seventy eight,
a man named Hutton set things straight.
When he cracked with his hammer
set the churches to yammer
and so, were the superstitious set straight.

And still the old blowhard named Steve
was late; hope his cohorts weren’t peeved
As he cranked out some rhymes
and made up for lost times
He got busy and rolled up his sleeves.

]]> By: GoodWithoutGod http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14231 GoodWithoutGod Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:11:33 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14231 Ooops. I mean, good poem PEB. Ooops. I mean, good poem PEB.

]]> By: GoodWithoutGod http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14230 GoodWithoutGod Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:11:04 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14230 Good poem Holysmokes. Jesus, the original queer. Love it! Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Good poem Holysmokes. Jesus, the original queer. Love it!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

]]> By: Holysmokes http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14228 Holysmokes Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:59:50 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14228 PEB, Now that's a poem! I've been hitting the ski slopes trying to kill myself by hitting trees. Suffice it to say I'm a bit sore, but I laughed my ass off at your poem/comeback. Well done. PEB,

Now that’s a poem! I’ve been hitting the ski slopes trying to kill myself by hitting trees. Suffice it to say I’m a bit sore, but I laughed my ass off at your poem/comeback. Well done.

]]> By: PEB http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14225 PEB Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:01:45 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14225 This is so much easier after a couple of glasses. No offence tech! - honest Jesus was gay Jesus was gay? I hear you all say.  Well he had lovely hair which he combed every day.  Surrounded by men because women were scary.  The man on his arm was the one they called Mary.  He always drank wine and never touched beer.  Our lord Jesus Christ. The original queer.    This is so much easier after a couple of glasses.

No offence tech! – honest

Jesus was gay

Jesus was gay? I hear you all say. 
Well he had lovely hair which he combed every day. 
Surrounded by men because women were scary. 
The man on his arm was the one they called Mary. 
He always drank wine and never touched beer. 
Our lord Jesus Christ. The original queer.   

]]> By: Atheist MC http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14224 Atheist MC Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:01 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14224 Another limerick for tech God gave humans a brain to amuse them Yet gets kind of cross when they use them If they find it transparent God isn't apparent He sends them to hell to abuse them. Another limerick for tech

God gave humans a brain to amuse them
Yet gets kind of cross when they use them
If they find it transparent
God isn’t apparent
He sends them to hell to abuse them.

]]> By: tech http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14223 tech Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:54:25 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14223 Yesterday was a day for poems by the ATHEISTS. So I have a little poem or whatever. On this planet there is no room' so lets send all those gloomy atheists to the Moon. Your bound to like that . You could have your own Goverment. Atheists would rule.Sounds like heaven for the Atheist. Yesterday was a day for poems by the ATHEISTS. So I have a little poem or whatever. On this planet there is no room’ so lets send all those gloomy atheists to the Moon. Your bound to like that . You could have your own Goverment. Atheists would rule.Sounds like heaven for the Atheist.

]]> By: John http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14222 John Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:39:43 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14222 Holysmokes: They took it as always. They turned up the smoke machine, had the faithful spit-polish the mirrors and told them to go read their Stone Age fairy tale books and not question the man behind the curtain. Holysmokes:

They took it as always. They turned up the smoke machine, had the faithful spit-polish the mirrors and told them to go read their Stone Age fairy tale books and not question the man behind the curtain.

]]> By: tech http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948/comment-page-1#comment-14221 tech Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:06:22 +0000 http://atheistweb.org/qotd/948#comment-14221 The truth you wouldn't know what the truth was if it bit your leg off. The truth you wouldn’t know what the truth was if it bit your leg off.

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