13th March 2017

“When some of my science students got quite excited about evidence of the remains of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat, I gave them the homework task of designing a boat 300 cubits long, which could house all six species of rhinoceros (male and female), 60 species of rodent, 2,000 species of snake etc. They also had to work out how the poor penguins managed to waddle up the entire length of Africa to make it to the boat on time.”

David Simmonds